When the hospital staff brought me meals, they always included cans of Sustacal. I never drank the stuff, but my friends and family helped me build a massive pyramid of the unopened cans. It definitely had the cheerful feel of a frat boy's beer-can decorations.
To honor this ridiculous memory, David brought me a bottle of a competitor's beverage last night.
Now, celebrating 15 years of freedom from the hospital, I've cooked up a new way to get my liquid sustenance:
(Now what I really want to know:
Will anyone reach this post by Googling "Brandy Ensure Cocktail"?)